Bride Wars

PG,1hr 30min
Genre:
Comedy
Releases:
January 9, 2009
Director:
Gary Winick
Distributor:
20th Century Fox
Starring:
Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson, Candice Bergen

Just Say 'I Don't' to 'Bride Wars'
Christy Lemire, Associated Press
The clichéd comedy "Bride Wars" tosses out stereotypes about female materialism and cattiness with all the giddy gusto of a newly married woman flinging the bouquet at her single girlfriends.

It's amazing that two of the film's three writers are women: Casey Wilson of "Saturday Night Live" and June Diane Raphael (the third, Greg DePaul, also gets a story-by credit).

But what's just as baffling is the way in which director Gary Winick, who brought the radiant best out of Jennifer Garner in the 2004 charmer "13 Going on 30," manages to squander the appealing screen presence of Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway. (Then again, the shrill material does him no favors.)

Hudson and Hathaway star as Liv and Emma, lifelong best friends who've obsessively fantasized about the ideal wedding since they were children in small-town New Jersey. Because that's what all girls do, right? Lavish nuptials represent the zenith to which we all aspire.

Anyway, when Liv and Emma both get engaged within days of each other, they accidentally book their weddings at New York's Plaza Hotel on the same date. The conflict is the result of a snafu at the office of wedding planner extraordinaire Marion St. Claire (a tart Candice Bergen), whom Liv and Emma gush over during their first appointment as if they were 12-year-olds at a Jonas Brothers concert.

Despite promising to be each other's maid of honor, neither will budge, which leads to an increasingly destructive game of sabotage and one-upmanship. The speed and ease with which they turn on each other is dizzying, and more painful to sit through than Hathaway's rehearsal-dinner toast in "Rachel Getting Married."

Emma, a normally passive schoolteacher, secretly sends Liv, a high-powered lawyer, chocolates and cookies so that she'll be too tubby to squeeze into her Vera Wang gown with its 10 tiers of tulle. (The smorgasbord of sweets leads to the movie's only true laugh-out-loud line. And it's such a relief when it comes.)

Liv, meanwhile, undermines one of Emma's spray-tan sessions and floats the rumor to their mutual girlfriends that — oops! — Emma may be pregnant. And on it goes.

It's unabashedly mean, yes — think of it as "The War of the Roses," and the peonies, and the hydrangeas — but it's also never all that funny. And since this incredibly shallow dilemma is the biggest problem facing these women, it's impossible to root for them to be happy or care whether their friendship survives.

Neither could have picked another date or found another venue? In all of New York? Really? But alas, then there would have been no movie.

The climactic battle reveals the absolute worst in both, as they rip each other apart in a screechy frenzy of hair and veils and silk. But then "Bride Wars" wants to have it both ways; besides parodying the wedding industry while simultaneously embracing it, the film wants to wallow in the muck and tug at our hearts. It features one of those awkward moments of confession, apology and reconciliation that always seem to take place in a room full of hundreds of people. Nobody ever steps out to a hallway for these talks.

It's enough to make you wish Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn would crash the party and liven things up.

Synopsis
A clerical error tests the lifelong friendship of two brides-to-be by scheduling their respective weddings at the famed Plaza Hotel on the exact same date in this romantic comedy starring Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson. Ever since they were little girls, Liv (Hudson) and Emma (Hathaway) have bonded over planning their weddings down to the very last detail. Now, both in their mid-twenties, Liv and Emma have each found the men they want to spend the rest of their lives with. But while most of the details regarding their respective weddings don't overlap, the one thing that both Liv and Emma have always dreamt of is holding their ceremony at the legendary Plaza Hotel -- New Your City's ultimate bridal destination. Unfortunately, a simple clerical error has scheduled both of their weddings on the exact same date, at the exact same place. As a high-powered lawyer who's used to getting her way, Liv simply isn't willing to settle for anything less than perfection. And though simple schoolteacher Emma has always placed the needs of others above her own, the prospect of making any sacrifices on her big day brings out her inner bridezilla in ways that shock her unsuspecting friends and family. There was a time when Liv and Emma would have done anything for each other, but now that the two best friends are at odds over who will get their dream wedding and who will have to settle for second best, the lacy gloves are off and it's all-out war. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

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